> Following a shocking arrest in Kano, the state police spokesperson has made one thing crystal clear — his job description does not include medical consultations.
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The spokesperson for the Kano State Police Command, CSP Abdullahi Haruna Kiyawa, has fired back at members of the public who have been flooding him with medical inquiries following a bizarre and disturbing case that has left many Nigerians stunned.
The burning question on everyone’s lips? Whether a severed manhood can ever function again.
How Did We Get Here?
The unusual situation stems from the arrest of a 25-year-old suspect in Kano State, whose case has since set social media ablaze and sent curious Nigerians into a frenzy of questions — many of which, it turns out, are better directed at a hospital than a police station.
As news of the arrest spread faster than pepper soup at a naming ceremony, CSP Kiyawa found himself bombarded with inquiries that had absolutely nothing to do with law enforcement.
“Go and Ask Your Doctor!”
In his characteristically straightforward manner, the police PRO made it abundantly clear that while he is well-equipped to speak on matters of crime, arrests, and investigations, the intricacies of male anatomy and surgical possibilities are firmly outside his jurisdiction.
“I am not a doctor,” Kiyawa reportedly stated, drawing a firm line between police work and medical science.
And honestly? Fair point.
Nigerians and Their Curiosity — A National Trait
If there is one thing we Nigerians are known for, e no be small talk — it is our unquenchable thirst for information, gist, and full gist. From Lagos to Kaduna, once a story catches fire, everybody wants to know every single detail, including details that would require a medical degree to properly answer.
The Kano case is a perfect example. Rather than leaving the medical questions for qualified professionals, some members of the public decided that the police spokesperson — the same man managing press releases and criminal investigations — was their best bet for anatomy lessons.
The Bigger Picture
While the curiosity is understandable, CSP Kiyawa’s response is a timely reminder that we must direct our questions to the right professionals. For matters of crime and security, your state police command is your go-to. For questions about the human body and medical possibilities — please find a doctor.
The case itself continues to raise serious concerns about personal safety and the disturbing nature of the crime involved, and the Kano State Police Command has assured the public that investigations are ongoing.
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As this story develops, one thing is certain — Nigerians will keep asking questions. Let us just make sure we are asking the right people.
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